What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:11

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…